guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

guys: ew fat chicks

guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying

guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol

guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it

guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?

guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports

guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband

guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it

guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

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muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

(Source: scamanders, via silverflake)

i-put-you-high-up-in-the-sky:

There are kind Slytherins.image

There are brave Hufflepuffs.image

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
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There are twisted Gryffindors.
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Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

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